Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

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kennah campion when she talks

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

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Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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