- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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