What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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Anti Joke

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