- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

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