- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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