- Anti Joke

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".