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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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