A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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What's one plus one? two.

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what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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Turkey Balls

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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Doctor, doctor, i feel like a pair of curtains. Well I'm going to refer you to a mental institute and forward this meeting to a specialist due to the schizophrenic attitude and belief you have. However, I will have to ask you to come back in tomorrow or later today for further tests as to why you feel this way. This is highly abnormal and should be fixed immediately. Another further concerns please contact me asap.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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