What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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