- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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