I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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