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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

hashtags suck balls

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

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