- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

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