what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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where's mom I killed her

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

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A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

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What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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