- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

asians have slitted eyes lol

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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