A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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