Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

snowglobe

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

Penis

Reading the Terms and Conditions

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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