What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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