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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

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What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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