What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

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What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

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What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

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I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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