- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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