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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

Half life 3 confirmed

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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