What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

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Communism hehe xd

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

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How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

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A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

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what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

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Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

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Ol-ive

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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