- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

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What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Whats brown and smells bad poo

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

Why did the boy spill his lemonade? He was attacked by ravage dogs.

How many gun shots does it take to kill you? 1..2... 3...4... Samantha reapeatedly kept shooting her enemy until she noticed that her enemy was Chuck Norris. So how many gunshots does it take to kill Chuck Norris? The world may never know.

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