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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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