No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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black chicken. kfc

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What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

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No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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