- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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