Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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