How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

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War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

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A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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LeBron in the fourth quarter

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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