One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

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whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

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I'm Polish.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

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Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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hey guys im gay

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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yolo your orange looks orange

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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