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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

what did one computer say to the other .........

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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