A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

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Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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How do you blindfold an asian? step 1: Fold your blindfold into a triangle step 2: Wrap blindfold around the head of the asian step 3: Tie the blindfold on the back of the asians head step 5: You forgot 4 step 6: Your finished step 4: Tighten the blindfold Now you know how to blindfold an asian ˜´??

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What would Helen Keller say to Obama? Wow Im really impressed that you are our nation's first black president. You're doing a great job. Except it would come out like DUUUUURNNNNNAFMKAAAALLLL

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

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Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

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What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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