How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Roses are red, violets are blue, purple is a color, I like grilled cheese

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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