- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to probably balance himself.

Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

Three nudists, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. No one finds it particuarly odd because the three are conscientious and wear appropriate clothing in public places.

* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

I scream, you scream, we all scream when we're chased by bears.

Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

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