- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Massie is a fatass

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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