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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

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What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

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How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

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Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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