- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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