- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

here's a joke... the american education society

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

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