- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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