Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

A hill billy went fishing

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

a black man walks out of popeyes

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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