Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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