What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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homosexual rights to marriage

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

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What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

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How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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