- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

Once upon a time a was born

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

I have read the terms and conditions

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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