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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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