- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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