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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

how do you call someone? use a phone

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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