- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

What would u like to drink?

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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