- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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