A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

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What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

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What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

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Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

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Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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