- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

In soviet Russia...things are different

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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