I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

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why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

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If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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Pain Olympics.

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Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

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A man walks into a bar and sees a man with a big orange head. The man asks the bartender, "Why does that guy have a big orange head?" The bartender replies," If you buy him a beer, maybe he'll tell you." So the man buys a beer and gives it to the man with the big orange head and asks why he has a big orange head. The man says, "One day I found a genie and my first wish was to be the richest man in the world, my second wish was to be married to the most beautiful woman in the world, and for my third wish, I told the genie,'Ya know, why don't you give me a big orange head."

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

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You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

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What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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