Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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