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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Men's rights

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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