- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

Your mom.

In soviet Russia...things are different

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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