- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

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