Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

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Want to hear an urban legend? There's a straight feminist.

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If I was a backstabber, you would have been dead already, without me having anything to do with it in the first place, listen, we cannot change the world, those that control the media, control the world. And our role was the opposite, we wanted people to find their individual selves and put their talents for use for themselves and us, today the media tells people who they are, what they like, and what to eat and wear. None of us can do this, point zero is gone, its simply a matter of time, but if you want to try, I can do what I can, in hopes of delaying the inevitable.

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A man walks up to you and asks you:"What's funnier than a dead baby?" and then smiles, you then proceed to frown and tell him he needs to seek help. The next day you see his face on your TV

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women's rights

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What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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