- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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