- Anti Joke

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

69...you know how awkward this is now...

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died