What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

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What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

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Q: What's worse than your parents dying in a car crash? A: You were in the backseat and saw your mother plead your father to slit her throat witht he broken glass because her legs were brushed and a windshield wiper was shoved in her kidney. As you stared on in pure horror, your father did as she asked with much contemplation. An ambulance arrives moments later. In the hospital, you tell your dad that you hate him for killing mom. You run away and he dies overnight due to heart failure. Yo suffered paralysis and now and are confined to a wheelchair for the rest of your natural life and are sent away to a born-again foster care home where you are never adopted.

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A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

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What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

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What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

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Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

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When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

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Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

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What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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a person who will soon die of beeties

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

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What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

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What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

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What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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