Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Jack Stevens

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

How old are you? 7

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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