- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

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