- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

hey I just met you and this is crazy but get in my van

How do you make a 6-year-old cry again? Tell him that without further change to the system, he'll end up paying $100,000 for school and then not have a job when he graduates.

Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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