What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

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Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

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What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

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You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

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Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

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What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

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What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

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Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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Anti Joke

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