- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What should you say when someone says a bad joke? I'm sorry, your joke cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and don't try again.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

What do you call two dog? dogs

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

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