- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

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Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

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