- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a lamp?

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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