Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Knock Knock. Doors open

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

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Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

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What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

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Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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Anti Joke

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