How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Why are you gay? Because ***** you

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Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

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why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

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Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

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Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

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knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

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what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Anti Joke

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