why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

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how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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Communism hehe xd

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