- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

How did the black person die? Of old age

why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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