Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

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What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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Everybody love food when they are hungry

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Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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No soup for you!

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A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not reply as it is a horse and horses cannot speak. The bartender realises his stupid mistake and calls the farm the horse came from. The horse is taken back to the farm and fed some hay. The bartender carries on living his life and then dies of natural causes at a very old age.

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

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I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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Dude man, I'm high...

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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