how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

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What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

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whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

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What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

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Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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angelo snyder is not ga

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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