- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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