Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

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What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

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two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

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I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

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What is green and slow Grass.

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A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

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If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

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Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

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What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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