- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

What's the difference between a plumber and a gynecologist? One has a knowledge of piping system of a house and the ability to fix said pipes and the other has the medical knowledge of a women's vagina.

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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