Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

a chinese man pays the full price

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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