Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

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How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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whats red and hard to eat a brick.

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Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

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A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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