- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

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