You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

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good looking women

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

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What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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