- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

"Knock knock..." "come in"

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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