How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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How did the black person die? Of old age

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

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