- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

How did the black person die? Of old age

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

Q: knok knok A: Im home

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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